When I say Tiger yall say Woods, Tiger!…………hello?

So it’s been a little while…again but we’re trying to get back on track. Our adventurers this week find themselves playing golf, lots of golf, lots of  Tiger Woods 13 golf and boy is it addicting. There’s nothing quite like coming home to play a quick 9 while enjoying Scotland’s horrendously rendered backgrounds, honestly you’d think they would have figured out how to properly render a castle by now. I remember games on my 386 that had better depictions of castles. But that’s besides the point, what i’m trying to get at here is that if you can look passed the bad scenery, fewer golfer animations, and announcers that chime in at all the wrong fucking times ( yes i’m aware that there is probably an option to shut off announcer chatter i just haven’t looked for it). Then you’ve got your self a pretty solid game, but wait we don’t just talk about Tiger oh no no no no nonono. There’s plenty more where all that comes from but you’ll just have to listen to find out.

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Who ya gonna call?

OK here’s the deal, I’m currently playing The Last of Us…..like right now as i post this and it’s going exactly how i pictured it would, terribly. I had this whole plan of writing a little bit then going back to playing the game then jump back to writing and to be honest this is the first thing i have written in the last two hours or so, this game just keeps sucking me back in. Anyway what we got this week is one hell of a long episode to make up for our lazy asses and technical difficulties but i promise we’ll start a normal schedule soon.

This week we talk abit about The Last of Us, Hotline Miami 2, E3 shenanigans, and all those toys you used to play with as kids that sounded like good ideas in theory but actually turned out to be terrible like this Terminator playset i had as a child where you would take a little rubber endoskeleton of a terminator, put it in an Arnold mold and pour this weird skin coloured liquid latex shit that smelled real funny into the mold to make a bunch of little naked Arnolds, smelly little naked Arnolds thats skin would never fully set all over the skeleton causing it to sag and slop off in random chunks so….Sorry i started playing again and can’t remember where i was going with the smelly Arnold story uhhhh yea toys were gross back then.

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