Fishsticks and future soldiers

I’d like to stop and take a moment here to speak about fish and chips. It’s hard to come by good fish and chips, sometimes the fish is to dry or soaked in oil, sometimes the fries should just not be considered fries. None of this is the case when it comes to a little fish and chips place we found near by, had to be some of the best fish and chips I’ve ever had and now that i have said fish and chips a whole bunch of times i present to you our episode.

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When I say Tiger yall say Woods, Tiger!…………hello?

So it’s been a little while…again but we’re trying to get back on track. Our adventurers this week find themselves playing golf, lots of golf, lots of  Tiger Woods 13 golf and boy is it addicting. There’s nothing quite like coming home to play a quick 9 while enjoying Scotland’s horrendously rendered backgrounds, honestly you’d think they would have figured out how to properly render a castle by now. I remember games on my 386 that had better depictions of castles. But that’s besides the point, what i’m trying to get at here is that if you can look passed the bad scenery, fewer golfer animations, and announcers that chime in at all the wrong fucking times ( yes i’m aware that there is probably an option to shut off announcer chatter i just haven’t looked for it). Then you’ve got your self a pretty solid game, but wait we don’t just talk about Tiger oh no no no no nonono. There’s plenty more where all that comes from but you’ll just have to listen to find out.

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Who ya gonna call?

OK here’s the deal, I’m currently playing The Last of Us…..like right now as i post this and it’s going exactly how i pictured it would, terribly. I had this whole plan of writing a little bit then going back to playing the game then jump back to writing and to be honest this is the first thing i have written in the last two hours or so, this game just keeps sucking me back in. Anyway what we got this week is one hell of a long episode to make up for our lazy asses and technical difficulties but i promise we’ll start a normal schedule soon.

This week we talk abit about The Last of Us, Hotline Miami 2, E3 shenanigans, and all those toys you used to play with as kids that sounded like good ideas in theory but actually turned out to be terrible like this Terminator playset i had as a child where you would take a little rubber endoskeleton of a terminator, put it in an Arnold mold and pour this weird skin coloured liquid latex shit that smelled real funny into the mold to make a bunch of little naked Arnolds, smelly little naked Arnolds thats skin would never fully set all over the skeleton causing it to sag and slop off in random chunks so….Sorry i started playing again and can’t remember where i was going with the smelly Arnold story uhhhh yea toys were gross back then.

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X Boxin

This is a quick one guys, just a little something we did after the Xbox One reveal conference fashion show thingy because that’s what we do, we put in the hard work you know? We go out there and we buy the games and we sit and play and its grueling work…..sorry i’m getting carried away. Either way listen to it, do you agree? do you disagree? let us know at vidjagamegourmets@gmail.com

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What universe is this?

So if you haven’t played Bioshock Infinite yet I’m warning you right now, SPOILERS. Seriously this isn’t a joke, i don’t want to here the bitching and moaning about how you went ahead and listened to this glorious podcast anyway and ended up having entire game ruined for you and oh yes we will ruin it for you…..well maybe not really. We also chat abit about some Nintendo politics. One thing we don’t have is food, we done fucked up. Sorry honestly it just never came up.

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DAIRY!

If you’re lactose intolerant what’s the first thing that comes to mind for dessert? Sorbet? no, some sort of curd?? no. A creme brulee of course and we got lots of that in Chapter 006. But not everything is fun and sweet stuff, we get down with some FarCry3 Blood Dragon, chat about fez, Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City and try to find out what was really worth playing on the dreamcast.

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Chapter5! Jebem ti what??

holyshitholyshitholyshit! it’s here! Chapter 5 that is. We talk about some Bioshock Infinite, some great games on psn, a little bit of The Simpsons tapped out and various other games and food stuffs that seem to be escaping my brain at the moment but it’s all in there. Seriously, take a look it’s the longest one yet. If you don’t care much for video games or food we got  lessons in Croatian vulgarities  and some Archie Bunker hilarity.

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Chapter 4.731567362 hehehehar harrrreheheheh HEHAR HAHAR!

OHHHH Shit! Jurassic Park in 3d YEA we talk about it, why not?, I’ve see this movie so many times it’s embarrassing to say but it just get’s better and better every time, I could watch it again right now. In all seriousness though if you listen to this weeks podcast there will be some MAJOR SPOILERS so if you haven’t had a chance to see this movie since it first came out in 1993 I strongly suggest you crawl out from whatever moist moss covered rock you were living under, clean your self off, maybe get a hair cut and clean under your nails. Go out find a girl, grab some 2 can dine coupons for McDonalds have a nice meal. You know you can bring your own table clothes to Mcdonalds and ask for plastic cutlery, makes it fancy as fuck. Then afterwards hit up the local theater, search the parking lot for soiled and discarded 3d goggles, sneak in a side door and youse got your self a romantic evening for two watching 3d dinosaurs wreak havoc on people that were to stupid to leave with the boat when they had the chance (wishin you had that arm back ain’t you Samuel)

all credit to the artist

all credit to the artist

Thats not all we talk about though here at VGG, we cover plenty of other things like these awesome Mcdonalds happy meal toys for the Croods or something like that, i can never get the fucking name right. It’s endless fun of building up the same structure then destroying your work over and over and over again, i give it a 2. As well as Pork on Rice and a trip to five guys. Not to mention a whole bunch o things we been playing.  SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOOOOOT HER!!!!

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